Almost...done...

This god forsaken year of university is almost done! Wheee! There is less than one week left before classes are over, then we have a couple of days off then...

Exams.

Not looking forward to those :( I'll survive though! I've gotten through them last semester, and I'll dominate them this semester as well :D

Anyway, class time! Sorry for the short entry, but I must learn about the history of the world O:

-Mike

Webadvisor Blues

I don't know about some of you guys, but I almost had a mental breakdown this morning. Why? Because of webadvisor! Most of us future second year students managed to pull ourselves out of bed and jump to the STU site by 6AM this morning to register for classes. Just for getting us out of bed by this time is warrant for some kind of medal. Unfortunately what we received was far less then that. By 6:00:01 webadvisor crashed. It crashed harder then Hillary duff's career. By 6:30 a system reboot was done and a lucky few of us got to get a couple courses registered. Unfortunately, it once crashed again. It continued crashing until well after 10 AM. It took me over four hours just to pick out my ten courses for next year!

STU has some of the worst IT services I have ever witnessed, it's embarrassing. Build a system that can meet moderate demand. I know we have a low budget, but we are small! It's not like we flooded the system with tens of thousands of people. I'm apparently not the only unimpressed student. Within an hour of the first crash there was at least 3 facebook fan pages/groups made complaining about webadvisor. There was also a lot of funny comments made. My favorites were "Webadvisor crashes more then a drunk driver," and "No wonder why school shootings happen." Ya, ya these jokes are in poor taste but It's how we all felt. Don't deny it. I even felt threatened for my life when a person who shall remain unnamed(Lucas Schofield) started threatening to stab people.

STU, you are potentially causing violence and unrest. It starts with facebook groups and escalates into civil war. Professor vs Professor, Student vs Student, Friend vs Friend, History majors vs English majors...pure mayhem. Is this what you want? I don't think so! So get your heads out of the clouds and get a better system going. If not? Get rid of the current one...and/or staff. I'm pretty sure we the students are paying for better then this.

Rant over,
~James.

Holy crap

I haven't been writing... at all... because I suck.

Sorry world.

But school has been like... psycho bitch retarded these last couple of weeks, and it's really hard to find time to sit down, think up something to write about and post it. I actually wrote an entire long post last week, but then forgot to post it... how absent-minded am I? I mean... you write it (which I did), and then you click the big-ass button that says "PUBLISH POST"!!

And I forgot.

Fuck.

Anyway, It should be easier to find time to blog around the end of next week, as all my papers/assignments/everything in the whole world is due from monday to wednesday next week. Wish me luck!

-Mike

Procrastination

So I feel as If I've reached an all time low in my work ethic. I told myself (and I think everybody does), that I'm going to have a better work ethic in university. Well, it never happened. I have 4 major essays due within the next two weeks and I have only started one, and by started I mean thought about it. Oh well, it's true what they say I guess. First year arts students really don't work at all. Unfortunately, my grades might be showing this. I'm probably sitting at a 2.7 - 3.0 GPA. This isn't bad at all, but I could do a lot better with a little effort. Instead, I spend my work time writing blogs(?), theorizing about Lost, listening to some obscure band, and/or staring into space. It's a little ironic how I'm writing this blog when I should be writing my economics essay, but what's the fun in that? I can't just ramble like I do in here. I don't have to worry about Chicago, MLA, or some other stupid form of citation. Would it of been that hard to stick with one format? The education system is annoying and frustrating, which is why I'm guessing super educated people are also. Anyways, this is a long enough rant so I feel like I should actually get some work done.

Ps: If you're reading this and in university, you are probably procrastinating too. So get off my blog!!

~James.

My Daily Routine

Well, as you see we haven't updated our blog in a long time. You see, we have very busy lives. It's hard out here for a student, especially for me. Check out my Monday's for example. I have to get up at 12:00 P.M to get ready for my 1:30 P.M class. I don't know about you, but this is pretty early. Universities should not allow morning classes. After the torturous fifty minute class where I have to listen to my teacher rant about how conservatives are the spawn of Satan I have to spend an hour and a half in economics. (You know, after an hour break of eating in the Cafeteria) Economics is tough, tougher then any normal person would expect. I have to sit in the back and use facebook for an hour and a half. Inhumane right? Then after that I have to carry my heavy backpack to the bus stop and ride it back to my residence. After this grueling day how can you expect me to do anything but watch T.V and surf the web. If I'm lucky I might get the strength to talk to a few people. By the time I'm done resting it is close to you know... 2AM in the morning. At this point I am forced to go to bed to heal my body for the next round of boot camp like days. It's terrible. I am paying 12,000 a year for this, so I'm glad I'm being intellectually challenged. A Liberal Arts university is a grueling career that we all must take to sit behind a desk someday and answer calls. I for one know that I'm glad I decided to go here.

~James.

Toast party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8CveYenGsw

Get your fucking selfish head out of egotistic ass

Why is it that in different cultures we have different morals? Shouldn't all morals be the same when it comes to human good? For instances: greed; an act of being selfish. When in time did “I’d rather help myself then help others” become a more powerful argument, because I’m sure that it wasn’t always like this.

Example:
Today, in psychology; our professor told us that for our next mid-term we can choose to add a half a mark or two marks to our final grade. but the catch is if more then half vote for two marks, then no one gets any marks. Surprise surprise, more then half the class voted for two marks.

I’m not putting myself on a pedestal as the least selfish human being either, I’m guilty of voting for the two extra marks and very guilty of being tremendously selfish at times.
But the amount of ill-concern for others in modern day life is just so tragic. Even the little things that we could do to make other human beings day a little more, for the lack of a better word, livable. There’s people out there that lead very misfortunate lives, sometimes by choice others by no fault of there own. But things like holding a door for some one, using manners and just being all around polite when speaking to someone. Instead of walking through someone because your on a goddamn cell phone. It’s gotten to the point where people when talking on there cell phones have created there own alternate reality. SO STOP GIVING YOUR PHONE MORE RESPECT THAN THE PERSON RIGHT IN-FRONT OF YOU! It’s not real; the person in-front of your big, fat, ugly, egotistic face is real.

Oh, by the way, if we would have voted more half marks than two; the professor would have given us all two marks not penalizing anyone.

Peace: AaRoN MalleY

New Youtube Vlog!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGawluOOIao

Meese Hill: Eye Injuries, Broken Stuff, and Barking Dog Clowns

Religious studies

Singles awareness day has come and gone, and so starts another school week. Monday. I just finished up english class, and am now in my seat, waiting for religious studies to start. Kirkley is here with me as well! As with every Monday, I have fencing practice tonight, and I am required to go as it is the only exercise that I get in a regular week :P I should start going to the gym though...THE CHUBBINESS IS APPROACHING!! But seriously. I need to just on a god damn treadmill once and a while :P Anyway, my class! She starts! O:

-Mike

Singles awareness day Part 3

So I’ve crawled out of my fetal position to write this blog. But first It is a little ridicules to say I was in the fetal position ................ I am way bigger than a fetus. Anyways it’s because of jokes like these that I am alone on valentines day and why I am promoting singles awareness day. I wish I could hold down a girlfriend for once in my life..... but some might consider that rape?!? I am, however, already engaged to the love of my life. She has a sexy body, with smooth edges and such a sweet tone. My guitar of course. Music is pretty much my life and I would send any hussie on her way to be with my one true love.
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OMG I’M SO ALONE!!!!!!!!! I’m going back to my fetal position....
Peace out
AaRoN MaLLeY

Singles awareness day Part 2

The day where all singles become aware of their lonely existence, and their hearts shrink three sizes (Grinch style, baby!). I've wiped away my single tear, and am in a considerably better mood. Aaron remain in the fetal position, and James has started pacing circles, digging a small indentation into the ground, while filling it with tears of loneliness, and is currently sketching out plans to construct a small, lonely castle in the center of this moat of sorrow... just kidding. James has kept the straightest head out of all of us lol

-Mike

Singles Awareness Day Part 1:

I have come to a realization today that the three people involved within this blog are losers. We all have no girlfriend for valentines day. That means we don't have to worry about buying presents, dealing with emotions, making sure the day is perfect, and we can just sit on our lazy butts all day. Woe to the single people. So, I am herefore renamed valentines day to singles awareness day. Today is the day I become very aware of my singularity, and I'm fine with it. Aaron, on the other hand is lying in the fetal posistion in his bed. Mike, well he has one single tear running down his face. Well, I say it sucks to be them. Cody just walked into my room, another single soul. He has resorted to name calling and viking like violence to soothe his broken heart. Well.. it's a sad day. I guess awareness isn't always an easy thing. By tommorow, Aaron will probably walk upright again, Mike's tear will be washed away, Cody will still be violent, and I will just keep living my life.

Peace.
~James.

BIG JUICY TREBLE CLEFS!!!

So I’m very impressed that we have like eight followers... Never thought we would get any but there you are. Anyways, moving on.

“What are minor scales... well thats a very good question. I’ll let you in on a little secret.......... THEY'RE NEAT!!”........... "I don't know why but I like to draw big JUICY treble clefs?" This is just one of the corny things that my music professor says... it’s more of the context of how he says it, but that's besides the point. The point is I’ll be in class with Mike, Jon and Jenna sitting in the back and everyone is so involved in what he’s saying, taking him so seriously. Then just some of the little things that he says crack me up to the point were everyone turns around to stare at me because I’m hyperventilating because I’m laughing so hard. And it’s not funny to anyone but me and it’s not even that funny but I laugh my ass off for some reason.
Just thought I’d share that.
Peace out
- AaRoN MaLLeY

Random Stupid Video

Here is a random stupid video we did its FO' REAL , FO' SURE , GURLLLLLLLLLLL, OBAMANIQUE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ8ghv2FRbQ

Sticker tagged!

Sticker tag started in our dorm today. (for those of you who don't know what it is, everyone is given a name of someone else who has signed up, and a couple stickers, and you have to hunt that person down, and stick a sticker on them, then you get their victim, etc. etc.) Anyway, I got stuck :( I wasn't too pleased lol I walked into the caf, and the guy who had me saw me, and sat with me for 2 hours until I left (the caf is a safe zone). On the FIRST day. God dammit.

Music to me.

The art of music is truly one the deepest expressions of humanity. Since the beginning of civilization music has become synonymous with living. I dare to say that no culture exists without deep roots within it. It is something that has a meaning far beyond words, and the meaning changes per individual. Music laughs with you, it cries with you, it retains your sanity, and it loses it with you. It is an unbiased representation of emotion. It can bend and twist to the circumstances of individual thought. It is mouldable, bendable, and changeable. It’s borders are undefined but prevalent at the same time. It helps us find ourselves, and lets us create ourselves. Music strongly reinforces that there is much, much more to us in this world.
-James.

A retarded undertaking

To all those unaware, you can find my first cartoon at this link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/520056

I am about to start a whole new cartoon project that will be about 3-4 times bigger than this. I have two months to complete it. Why the hell do I jump in over my head like this?! xD I guess I like it in a way :P These cartoon are all for my english literature class, and the upcoming one is about a girl and her struggle with self-identity and conformity, with a weird twist. I'll probably blog about it more after I start animating (I am still writing the script for it). I hope to be done the script next week, done voice recording the week after, and then it's hammer time with the animation! I got a new drawing tablet for christmas, and man...am I ever going to break that baby in during the next few months lol :P Look forward to more updates!

-Mike

Hey, shut the fuck up... please

In every class there’s always that group of people that just talk and go on for the entire class. And for high school well I can see it but WE ARE IN UNIVERSITY!!!!!! So anyway I was in my introduction to literature class and the professor is just absolutely amazing his insight and outlook on life is just so unique. Well he was talking and these prepy bitches were in the back talking; not even trying to keep it low key. They were talking at above normal speaking voices and the professor is such a nice guy he’s going to feel bad to say anything at all to them..... sooooo I took the initiative. I stood up turned to the back of the room an politely and calmly told them to keep there voices down... Yeah thats bullshit, I said “ HEY, you guys in the back...... SHUT THE FUCK UP!”. The professor thanked me twice after class and those girls have not been back since. God damn it i love university.

-Aaron

I've got icicles on my balls... testicles?

It's like... -30 outside! OH GAWD. James and I had to walk down campus to the library this morning for our history class, and I'm pretty sure my ears almost fell off. Due to my choice in hairstyle (offensively tall liberty spikes), my ears just about snapped off and shattered into 1,298,307 pieces. Its the coldest day yet this winter, and it came out of nowhere, so it caught us off guard D: I looked out my window this morning and I was all:

LuLz, iz gunna B w@rm t'day!!!11!1 xDDDlolololol

It wasn't warm today. Holy shit.

-Mike

Lazy sundays... and silent hill

James rented Silent Hill: Shattered Memories this weekend, and we've been playing it for HOURS. Dear god...it's so stressful to watch that John and I have almost been driven to alcoholism. But not yet. we still need to beat it (which should be happening soon, it's not a long game). Other than this, it's been a long, lazy weekend. It's great!

My interest (which usually lies somewhere in the metalcore range) has been taking a couple drastic changes as of late. First, I started to listen to a lot heavier stuff (Black Dahlia Murder, Whitechaple, etc.), and now i'm listening to more prog-ish stuff (Protest the hero, the Dillinger escape plan). I've been try to learn sequoia throne on bass... It's HARD. I'll do it though.

I'm blogging from Aaron's room right now, and he keeps his room unnaturally hot. Not warm. Hot. Like, I'm about to fry eggs on the floor in a minute, right after I pull down my pants and pee in the middle of the room (don't worry, it will evaporate before it touches the floor).

-Mike

Snowbound

OH MAN! I am NOT pleased! So it's blasting snow outside... like... you can't even open your eyes out there. So I trek to school... Well... I took the bus anyway. But it got stuck! On a small hill lol it took like 15 minutes for a (normally) 5 minute bus ride. This is all after waking up early and debating wether or not to even go this morning, and dragging myself out of bed. I get here, buy and eat breakfast, and as I was just finishing up, Liz, Jenn, and Amelia all walk in, look at me, pause, then ask me why I'm here

Oh god, don't tell me.

YUP! My class was canceled. Ugh... So it's 10:00 now, and my next (and only) class is at 1:30. I'm ready to start yelling mean things and knocking stuff over!

-Mike

How To Make Your Very Own Columbian Exchange Fusion

Have you ever wondered what the new world tastes like? Well here you have it with the Colombian Exchange Fusion! Here is a detailed guide to enrich your tastes buds and your cultural knowledge.

Ingredients :

1 Bagel (Preferably plain)
Peanut Butter (Two tablespoons)
1 Banana (Sliced width wise)

Step 1 : Slightly toast your bagel
Step 2 : Evenly place the peanut butter on the bagel
Step 3 : Place the bananas on top of the peanut butter
Step 4 : Place part of the fusion in your mouth
Step 5: Bite
Step 6: Take unbitten fusion from your mouth
Step 7: Chew bitten fusion until finely grounded
Step 8: Swallow
Step 9: Enhance your knowledge
Step 10: Repeat steps 4-9 until the fusion is UnColombianized (It is gone)

There you go. Your welcome. I hope you learned something from this post.

~James

We are like luke warm hamburgers.... And God's a sexy bitch

After a couple classes of philosophy; I’m back to questioning life and all of existence. If I didn’t have enough problems already. So according to great philosopher Rene Descartes we can’t trust our senses to tell us what’s real (Keep in mind I have not finished his writing’s so I don’t know the conclusion to this argument). He says we can’t trust our senses because if there is an all powerful being out there in the sky then he could be deceiving us right now of what we are seeing, tasting, touching ect. But I’m assuming you’ve all heard his more famous quote “I think, therefore I am”. Well that comes from him. Which means I must be real because I’m thinking right now. But since I can’t trust my senses how do I know what’s around me is real? HOKAY! so anyways reading his text has made ponder if what I’m seeing is really real or just a dream? Could I be sleeping right now and not really know what the “real” is? I know this all sounds very Matrix but I’m pretty sure Descartes was around before Keanu Reeves. But apparently the most real thing to Descartes is God; In the middle is humans and at the bottom is nothingness like unicorns, wizards and shit, fuck harry potter. Anyways my professor explained on a scale of hot to cold; God being the hottest. He said and I quote “We are like luke warm hamburgers from Macdonalds, God is the hottest” and then I said “So God’s a sexy bitch?”.................. Yes I know I’m a smart ass.

Thanks for reading
Peace Aaron

To become

Henry David Thoreau said , “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not to be lost, that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them” Being a first year arts student I am constantly surrounded by people who aren’t too sure about where they are going and what they want to be, including myself. Some of us have passions, but we aren’t sure what to do with them. Others have dreams that they aren’t sure they will ever be able to accomplish, and some are just too afraid to pursue anything worthwhile. A lot of us just seem stuck, suspended within an indefinite period of time. Unfortunately some people will stay stuck, drop out, and never become what they want to be. Like Thoreau said, If you have dreams then follow them. Who cares if they are not realistic goals, who is to judge what is real and what is not. Some of the world’s greatest achievers came from the humblest of beginnings. I see students everyday who care about the world and where it is going, but I’m afraid the passion will not last. We need to stop talking and to start acting. We need to stop focusing on who we are and instead of focus on what we aspire to be. Learn from the past, achieve in the present and live for the future. It’s about time we look at the big picture, and although it’s not easy, we need to construct it one piece at a time.

There. I told Mike I was going to make the first serious post on our blog and I did it.

~James Vincent

Thursday...GOOOOO!

So James and I just got out of History...Our teacher was going on about how he never forgave Steven Spielberg creating E.T and for somehow pushing Reeses pieces. I did NOT understand what the hell he was talking about.

I love that class lol... he says the weirdest stuff :P

So now I have two hours between my classes, so I'm chilling in the Cafeteria with Mark (possibly the most creatively quick-thinking individual I've ever met).

I'll post more later, I'm sleepy Dx

-Mike

Master debate

So it has been decided that we should probably think about starting to think about something to think about to post on this blog (in other words, some kind of theme). We have zero ideas for this, so until then, we'll just bullshit our way through this.

There is a dance this friday, which is being hosted by Holy Cross house... I'M EXCITED!!

Well

Not that excited...

But there should be a lot of people there, so it promises to be quite a fun night! I'll probably just end up standing around awkwardly xD like most parties lol. So we've all adopted the term "super dank bugs" xD James keeps talking about them, and tells me he's going to try a colombian exchange fusion. I hope I'm there to see it.

-Mike

My meese had a muffin

Hello this is Aaron, I’m not in Mikes and James History class so I really can’t comment on this “Super Dank Bug” they are speaking about. So what I have to say is....... Nothing. I really don’t have anything to say at this point in time. But since I’m pretty good at bull shitting my way through things I will continue to write as if i have some thing important to say. Who ever is reading this is going to either be very intrigued or lose interest right about now...
la la la la la
Oh wait I have some thing...
If you haven't already stopped reading then I will tell you the story about “meese”. So If you didn’t already know meese is plural for moose. Don’t question me on it, It’s true.....................

Now for those who believed me for a second there give our head a shake cause your A GOD DAMN IDIOT. It’s some thing we made up and we live in a building on forest hill so there you go the story behind the name of our blog....... Thanks for reading

Peace Aaron

My Version of Dankness

Well, as duely noted before, I was also in the same class as Mike. Although the fusions were columbian my class was still terrible. The bugs were not dank today for me. The moment I walked into the classroom my life changed forever. The comfort of my environment was destroyed when as I glanced over to my regular seat some random guy was sitting there. What kind of sick person was he to sit where I found comfort. He took something away from me I will never ever get back......until next class. It was unethical of him! Completely pretentiousness snobbery from this random guy. MINE MINE MINE, Is the seat where I was once sat. HIS HIS HIS is the seat where he now lives.

~James.

Super Dank Bugs

Columbian exchange fusion. This is a bagel with peanut butter with bananas on top...according to my history teacher, anyway. Lol He also refers to Joints (drugs) as "Super Dank Bugs" What the hell? xD

It was a good class.

It should be stated that I sit next to James in this class, and that I constantly drift in and out of consciousness during this class... the prof's voice is just so soothing...well... actually, I think it's just unbearably monotonous, and the subject is a little dry.

ON A MORE INTERESTING TOPIC!

Actually I have nothing, I'll write more later today.

-Mike

First post EVER!

Hello there ladies and gents! This is a blog by three university students, in a feeble attempt to reduce boredom in their every day lives. These three guys are: Aaron, James and Mike.

By the way...

Mike is writing this.

Aaron is watching.

James went to bed.

We'll write more tomorrow! Look forward to updates...EVERY day. Right Aaron?

Aaron: Right.

There we go.

Night :3

-Mike and Aaron