Lazy sundays... and silent hill

James rented Silent Hill: Shattered Memories this weekend, and we've been playing it for HOURS. Dear god...it's so stressful to watch that John and I have almost been driven to alcoholism. But not yet. we still need to beat it (which should be happening soon, it's not a long game). Other than this, it's been a long, lazy weekend. It's great!

My interest (which usually lies somewhere in the metalcore range) has been taking a couple drastic changes as of late. First, I started to listen to a lot heavier stuff (Black Dahlia Murder, Whitechaple, etc.), and now i'm listening to more prog-ish stuff (Protest the hero, the Dillinger escape plan). I've been try to learn sequoia throne on bass... It's HARD. I'll do it though.

I'm blogging from Aaron's room right now, and he keeps his room unnaturally hot. Not warm. Hot. Like, I'm about to fry eggs on the floor in a minute, right after I pull down my pants and pee in the middle of the room (don't worry, it will evaporate before it touches the floor).

-Mike

Snowbound

OH MAN! I am NOT pleased! So it's blasting snow outside... like... you can't even open your eyes out there. So I trek to school... Well... I took the bus anyway. But it got stuck! On a small hill lol it took like 15 minutes for a (normally) 5 minute bus ride. This is all after waking up early and debating wether or not to even go this morning, and dragging myself out of bed. I get here, buy and eat breakfast, and as I was just finishing up, Liz, Jenn, and Amelia all walk in, look at me, pause, then ask me why I'm here

Oh god, don't tell me.

YUP! My class was canceled. Ugh... So it's 10:00 now, and my next (and only) class is at 1:30. I'm ready to start yelling mean things and knocking stuff over!

-Mike

How To Make Your Very Own Columbian Exchange Fusion

Have you ever wondered what the new world tastes like? Well here you have it with the Colombian Exchange Fusion! Here is a detailed guide to enrich your tastes buds and your cultural knowledge.

Ingredients :

1 Bagel (Preferably plain)
Peanut Butter (Two tablespoons)
1 Banana (Sliced width wise)

Step 1 : Slightly toast your bagel
Step 2 : Evenly place the peanut butter on the bagel
Step 3 : Place the bananas on top of the peanut butter
Step 4 : Place part of the fusion in your mouth
Step 5: Bite
Step 6: Take unbitten fusion from your mouth
Step 7: Chew bitten fusion until finely grounded
Step 8: Swallow
Step 9: Enhance your knowledge
Step 10: Repeat steps 4-9 until the fusion is UnColombianized (It is gone)

There you go. Your welcome. I hope you learned something from this post.

~James

We are like luke warm hamburgers.... And God's a sexy bitch

After a couple classes of philosophy; I’m back to questioning life and all of existence. If I didn’t have enough problems already. So according to great philosopher Rene Descartes we can’t trust our senses to tell us what’s real (Keep in mind I have not finished his writing’s so I don’t know the conclusion to this argument). He says we can’t trust our senses because if there is an all powerful being out there in the sky then he could be deceiving us right now of what we are seeing, tasting, touching ect. But I’m assuming you’ve all heard his more famous quote “I think, therefore I am”. Well that comes from him. Which means I must be real because I’m thinking right now. But since I can’t trust my senses how do I know what’s around me is real? HOKAY! so anyways reading his text has made ponder if what I’m seeing is really real or just a dream? Could I be sleeping right now and not really know what the “real” is? I know this all sounds very Matrix but I’m pretty sure Descartes was around before Keanu Reeves. But apparently the most real thing to Descartes is God; In the middle is humans and at the bottom is nothingness like unicorns, wizards and shit, fuck harry potter. Anyways my professor explained on a scale of hot to cold; God being the hottest. He said and I quote “We are like luke warm hamburgers from Macdonalds, God is the hottest” and then I said “So God’s a sexy bitch?”.................. Yes I know I’m a smart ass.

Thanks for reading
Peace Aaron

To become

Henry David Thoreau said , “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not to be lost, that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them” Being a first year arts student I am constantly surrounded by people who aren’t too sure about where they are going and what they want to be, including myself. Some of us have passions, but we aren’t sure what to do with them. Others have dreams that they aren’t sure they will ever be able to accomplish, and some are just too afraid to pursue anything worthwhile. A lot of us just seem stuck, suspended within an indefinite period of time. Unfortunately some people will stay stuck, drop out, and never become what they want to be. Like Thoreau said, If you have dreams then follow them. Who cares if they are not realistic goals, who is to judge what is real and what is not. Some of the world’s greatest achievers came from the humblest of beginnings. I see students everyday who care about the world and where it is going, but I’m afraid the passion will not last. We need to stop talking and to start acting. We need to stop focusing on who we are and instead of focus on what we aspire to be. Learn from the past, achieve in the present and live for the future. It’s about time we look at the big picture, and although it’s not easy, we need to construct it one piece at a time.

There. I told Mike I was going to make the first serious post on our blog and I did it.

~James Vincent

Thursday...GOOOOO!

So James and I just got out of History...Our teacher was going on about how he never forgave Steven Spielberg creating E.T and for somehow pushing Reeses pieces. I did NOT understand what the hell he was talking about.

I love that class lol... he says the weirdest stuff :P

So now I have two hours between my classes, so I'm chilling in the Cafeteria with Mark (possibly the most creatively quick-thinking individual I've ever met).

I'll post more later, I'm sleepy Dx

-Mike

Master debate

So it has been decided that we should probably think about starting to think about something to think about to post on this blog (in other words, some kind of theme). We have zero ideas for this, so until then, we'll just bullshit our way through this.

There is a dance this friday, which is being hosted by Holy Cross house... I'M EXCITED!!

Well

Not that excited...

But there should be a lot of people there, so it promises to be quite a fun night! I'll probably just end up standing around awkwardly xD like most parties lol. So we've all adopted the term "super dank bugs" xD James keeps talking about them, and tells me he's going to try a colombian exchange fusion. I hope I'm there to see it.

-Mike

My meese had a muffin

Hello this is Aaron, I’m not in Mikes and James History class so I really can’t comment on this “Super Dank Bug” they are speaking about. So what I have to say is....... Nothing. I really don’t have anything to say at this point in time. But since I’m pretty good at bull shitting my way through things I will continue to write as if i have some thing important to say. Who ever is reading this is going to either be very intrigued or lose interest right about now...
la la la la la
Oh wait I have some thing...
If you haven't already stopped reading then I will tell you the story about “meese”. So If you didn’t already know meese is plural for moose. Don’t question me on it, It’s true.....................

Now for those who believed me for a second there give our head a shake cause your A GOD DAMN IDIOT. It’s some thing we made up and we live in a building on forest hill so there you go the story behind the name of our blog....... Thanks for reading

Peace Aaron

My Version of Dankness

Well, as duely noted before, I was also in the same class as Mike. Although the fusions were columbian my class was still terrible. The bugs were not dank today for me. The moment I walked into the classroom my life changed forever. The comfort of my environment was destroyed when as I glanced over to my regular seat some random guy was sitting there. What kind of sick person was he to sit where I found comfort. He took something away from me I will never ever get back......until next class. It was unethical of him! Completely pretentiousness snobbery from this random guy. MINE MINE MINE, Is the seat where I was once sat. HIS HIS HIS is the seat where he now lives.

~James.

Super Dank Bugs

Columbian exchange fusion. This is a bagel with peanut butter with bananas on top...according to my history teacher, anyway. Lol He also refers to Joints (drugs) as "Super Dank Bugs" What the hell? xD

It was a good class.

It should be stated that I sit next to James in this class, and that I constantly drift in and out of consciousness during this class... the prof's voice is just so soothing...well... actually, I think it's just unbearably monotonous, and the subject is a little dry.

ON A MORE INTERESTING TOPIC!

Actually I have nothing, I'll write more later today.

-Mike

First post EVER!

Hello there ladies and gents! This is a blog by three university students, in a feeble attempt to reduce boredom in their every day lives. These three guys are: Aaron, James and Mike.

By the way...

Mike is writing this.

Aaron is watching.

James went to bed.

We'll write more tomorrow! Look forward to updates...EVERY day. Right Aaron?

Aaron: Right.

There we go.

Night :3

-Mike and Aaron