Monday, February 22, 2010

Get your fucking selfish head out of egotistic ass

Why is it that in different cultures we have different morals? Shouldn't all morals be the same when it comes to human good? For instances: greed; an act of being selfish. When in time did “I’d rather help myself then help others” become a more powerful argument, because I’m sure that it wasn’t always like this.

Example:
Today, in psychology; our professor told us that for our next mid-term we can choose to add a half a mark or two marks to our final grade. but the catch is if more then half vote for two marks, then no one gets any marks. Surprise surprise, more then half the class voted for two marks.

I’m not putting myself on a pedestal as the least selfish human being either, I’m guilty of voting for the two extra marks and very guilty of being tremendously selfish at times.
But the amount of ill-concern for others in modern day life is just so tragic. Even the little things that we could do to make other human beings day a little more, for the lack of a better word, livable. There’s people out there that lead very misfortunate lives, sometimes by choice others by no fault of there own. But things like holding a door for some one, using manners and just being all around polite when speaking to someone. Instead of walking through someone because your on a goddamn cell phone. It’s gotten to the point where people when talking on there cell phones have created there own alternate reality. SO STOP GIVING YOUR PHONE MORE RESPECT THAN THE PERSON RIGHT IN-FRONT OF YOU! It’s not real; the person in-front of your big, fat, ugly, egotistic face is real.

Oh, by the way, if we would have voted more half marks than two; the professor would have given us all two marks not penalizing anyone.

Peace: AaRoN MalleY

Monday, February 15, 2010

New Youtube Vlog!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGawluOOIao

Meese Hill: Eye Injuries, Broken Stuff, and Barking Dog Clowns

Religious studies

Singles awareness day has come and gone, and so starts another school week. Monday. I just finished up english class, and am now in my seat, waiting for religious studies to start. Kirkley is here with me as well! As with every Monday, I have fencing practice tonight, and I am required to go as it is the only exercise that I get in a regular week :P I should start going to the gym though...THE CHUBBINESS IS APPROACHING!! But seriously. I need to just on a god damn treadmill once and a while :P Anyway, my class! She starts! O:

-Mike

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Singles awareness day Part 3

So I’ve crawled out of my fetal position to write this blog. But first It is a little ridicules to say I was in the fetal position ................ I am way bigger than a fetus. Anyways it’s because of jokes like these that I am alone on valentines day and why I am promoting singles awareness day. I wish I could hold down a girlfriend for once in my life..... but some might consider that rape?!? I am, however, already engaged to the love of my life. She has a sexy body, with smooth edges and such a sweet tone. My guitar of course. Music is pretty much my life and I would send any hussie on her way to be with my one true love.
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OMG I’M SO ALONE!!!!!!!!! I’m going back to my fetal position....
Peace out
AaRoN MaLLeY

Singles awareness day Part 2

The day where all singles become aware of their lonely existence, and their hearts shrink three sizes (Grinch style, baby!). I've wiped away my single tear, and am in a considerably better mood. Aaron remain in the fetal position, and James has started pacing circles, digging a small indentation into the ground, while filling it with tears of loneliness, and is currently sketching out plans to construct a small, lonely castle in the center of this moat of sorrow... just kidding. James has kept the straightest head out of all of us lol

-Mike

Singles Awareness Day Part 1:

I have come to a realization today that the three people involved within this blog are losers. We all have no girlfriend for valentines day. That means we don't have to worry about buying presents, dealing with emotions, making sure the day is perfect, and we can just sit on our lazy butts all day. Woe to the single people. So, I am herefore renamed valentines day to singles awareness day. Today is the day I become very aware of my singularity, and I'm fine with it. Aaron, on the other hand is lying in the fetal posistion in his bed. Mike, well he has one single tear running down his face. Well, I say it sucks to be them. Cody just walked into my room, another single soul. He has resorted to name calling and viking like violence to soothe his broken heart. Well.. it's a sad day. I guess awareness isn't always an easy thing. By tommorow, Aaron will probably walk upright again, Mike's tear will be washed away, Cody will still be violent, and I will just keep living my life.

Peace.
~James.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

BIG JUICY TREBLE CLEFS!!!

So I’m very impressed that we have like eight followers... Never thought we would get any but there you are. Anyways, moving on.

“What are minor scales... well thats a very good question. I’ll let you in on a little secret.......... THEY'RE NEAT!!”........... "I don't know why but I like to draw big JUICY treble clefs?" This is just one of the corny things that my music professor says... it’s more of the context of how he says it, but that's besides the point. The point is I’ll be in class with Mike, Jon and Jenna sitting in the back and everyone is so involved in what he’s saying, taking him so seriously. Then just some of the little things that he says crack me up to the point were everyone turns around to stare at me because I’m hyperventilating because I’m laughing so hard. And it’s not funny to anyone but me and it’s not even that funny but I laugh my ass off for some reason.
Just thought I’d share that.
Peace out
- AaRoN MaLLeY

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Random Stupid Video

Here is a random stupid video we did its FO' REAL , FO' SURE , GURLLLLLLLLLLL, OBAMANIQUE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ8ghv2FRbQ

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Sticker tagged!

Sticker tag started in our dorm today. (for those of you who don't know what it is, everyone is given a name of someone else who has signed up, and a couple stickers, and you have to hunt that person down, and stick a sticker on them, then you get their victim, etc. etc.) Anyway, I got stuck :( I wasn't too pleased lol I walked into the caf, and the guy who had me saw me, and sat with me for 2 hours until I left (the caf is a safe zone). On the FIRST day. God dammit.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Music to me.


The art of music is truly one the deepest expressions of humanity. Since the beginning of civilization music has become synonymous with living. I dare to say that no culture exists without deep roots within it. It is something that has a meaning far beyond words, and the meaning changes per individual. Music laughs with you, it cries with you, it retains your sanity, and it loses it with you. It is an unbiased representation of emotion. It can bend and twist to the circumstances of individual thought. It is mouldable, bendable, and changeable. It’s borders are undefined but prevalent at the same time. It helps us find ourselves, and lets us create ourselves. Music strongly reinforces that there is much, much more to us in this world.
-James.

A retarded undertaking

To all those unaware, you can find my first cartoon at this link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/520056
I am about to start a whole new cartoon project that will be about 3-4 times bigger than this. I have two months to complete it. Why the hell do I jump in over my head like this?! xD I guess I like it in a way :P These cartoon are all for my english literature class, and the upcoming one is about a girl and her struggle with self-identity and conformity, with a weird twist. I'll probably blog about it more after I start animating (I am still writing the script for it). I hope to be done the script next week, done voice recording the week after, and then it's hammer time with the animation! I got a new drawing tablet for christmas, and man...am I ever going to break that baby in during the next few months lol :P Look forward to more updates!

-Mike

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hey, shut the fuck up... please

In every class there’s always that group of people that just talk and go on for the entire class. And for high school well I can see it but WE ARE IN UNIVERSITY!!!!!! So anyway I was in my introduction to literature class and the professor is just absolutely amazing his insight and outlook on life is just so unique. Well he was talking and these prepy bitches were in the back talking; not even trying to keep it low key. They were talking at above normal speaking voices and the professor is such a nice guy he’s going to feel bad to say anything at all to them..... sooooo I took the initiative. I stood up turned to the back of the room an politely and calmly told them to keep there voices down... Yeah thats bullshit, I said “ HEY, you guys in the back...... SHUT THE FUCK UP!”. The professor thanked me twice after class and those girls have not been back since. God damn it i love university.

-Aaron

I've got icicles on my balls... testicles?

It's like... -30 outside! OH GAWD. James and I had to walk down campus to the library this morning for our history class, and I'm pretty sure my ears almost fell off. Due to my choice in hairstyle (offensively tall liberty spikes), my ears just about snapped off and shattered into 1,298,307 pieces. Its the coldest day yet this winter, and it came out of nowhere, so it caught us off guard D: I looked out my window this morning and I was all:

LuLz, iz gunna B w@rm t'day!!!11!1 xDDDlolololol

It wasn't warm today. Holy shit.

-Mike